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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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