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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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