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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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