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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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