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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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