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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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