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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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