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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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