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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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