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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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