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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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