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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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