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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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