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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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