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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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