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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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