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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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