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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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