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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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