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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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