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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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