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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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