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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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