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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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