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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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