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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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