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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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