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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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