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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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