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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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