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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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