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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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