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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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