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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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