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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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