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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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