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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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