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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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