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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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