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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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