Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.