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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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