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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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