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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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