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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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