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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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