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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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