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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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