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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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