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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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