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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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