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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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