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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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