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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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